Insert this piece of brillo pad into the tube, so that it rests just a few millimeters from the lip. This will act as your filter, since inhaling molten cocaine isn't very much fun. You'll then want to cut off a piece of brillo pad about an inch long, and thick enough to fit snugly in the tube.
If you aren't able to find a tire gauge for some reason, the little glass tubes that they sell fake roses in at gas stations will work in a pinch. Go ahead and pull everything off of the tire gauge, saving only the metal tube. If you're going to smoke something named after a part of your ass, you should at least do it right.
But I figure that since smoking crack is pretty stupid to begin with, if you're smoking it wrong, you're going to look like a real idiot. Smoking crack fits right in with my theory that the use of cocaine as anything other than a local anesthetic is a serious waste of time, money, and dopamine. Doesn't bode too well for the act of actually smoking crack, now does it? On top of that, regardless of what anyone's uncle has to say about it, it really isn't that much fun.
" He must be smoking crack" has become a slang term for someone who is acting in an unintelligent and irrational manner. Jah is your co-pilot, never forget that, mon!īefore I get started on this little tutorial, I would like to say that smoking crack is really lame.
Living the life of a pro crackhead is very good karma! Chances are, you'll be reincarnated as a white rhino or some other endangered species, ripe for extinction.
This is very important because if you don't have a dealer from which to leech psychic energy, then you'll be just another mediocre crackhead.